Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Survey Jokes More Survey Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!