Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!