Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.