What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Lady Godiva Jokes More Lady Godiva Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!