Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !