Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!