Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!