Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

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What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!