What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.