Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.