How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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What did the german with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

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1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.