Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.