Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.