What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season