Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?

A Spaghetto.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit