Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.