Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.