Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint