Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Checkmate!
You add a dab of glue.
Tony
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Something Italians learn in preschool.
Talking while driving.
So you can read her lips!
If you're reading this it's too late.
It's Italicized
Pastatution.
Artificial Swedeners
Wannabee Wahhabi.
They do declare!
He was caught in the possession of small arms
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
He said, "No man, clay chair."