Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
A Stick.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
About 2-3 inches.
Giovanni Change
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
Small medium at large.
The "spaghetto"
A pastafarian.
Artificial Swedeners
They do declare!
He was caught in the possession of small arms
He hibernated in the summer.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
