What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !