Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.