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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

1 10 Jokes More 1 10 Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Oregon Jokes More Oregon Jokes

What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Smirnoff Jokes More Smirnoff Jokes

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS