How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

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Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh