Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands