Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn