One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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It was on paws
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
They can't stop licking their paws.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
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They both have PAWS
A: A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
I'm paw !
Attire.
A howler monkey.
On a plane.
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
Han Solo
They both watch whales.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
Because they are lazy and have small hands!
Wee paws for station identification.
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They all live in Arkansas
Arkansas