One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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Coffee Mug
a PAW-se
It was on paws
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
They can't stop licking their paws.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They both have PAWS
A: A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
I'm paw !
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.
Democracy
A: They're too hard to peel.
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r/jokes
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
A somber-ero.
Because it's soda pressing
They're both crushed-asians
Wee paws for station identification.
Because they are lazy and have small hands!
Because he's a real dawg.
She has a hispanic attack
