What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.