How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.