How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.