Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.