Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers