What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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You don't let her out.

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I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Im here for the boos.

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Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.