What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.