What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!