Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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Because his home was a maze thing.

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News of the elections is getting old.

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Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

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They have a large following!