What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork