Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.