What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.