What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.