What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs