Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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