Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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Why are men like paper cups?

They're disposable

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.