How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!