Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.