Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !