What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.