What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction