Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner