Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.