What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.