Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.