Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up