Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters