Because they are all Targets.
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Coffee Mug
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because there are too many targets.
During Black Friday.
Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.
WalMart!
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Because there's a target on every corner.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
because its not a Target.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
It's always 7% off.
7 tees, 30 eggs
Aisle B, back.
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
Because the little boys pants were half off.
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
They prefer a Target.
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
The retail store!
An alligatorus
They both lie about their emissions.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
Because of the taliban
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
The Incredible Sulk
Its always 90 Degrees
