Finding half of a roach in your food.
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
To spruce things up a bit.
Grab a cup of joe.
A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.
About six and a half books.
They always have a big bill!
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.
