Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.