How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.