How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.