How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.