Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.