Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.