Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch