Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.