How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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Han Double

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler