How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD