Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans