Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans