Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.