Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Miley Cyrus Jokes More Miley Cyrus Jokes

What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.