How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How do you know when... ... a blonde has been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.