Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.